Second off, I am no longer crashing on my cousin's couch or Sarah's floor - I got a place of my own! How did I do it, you ask? Here are my steps to finding a home of your own on the East Coast:
- Schedule an apartment viewing in Queens. Go to it. Have the guy promise to call you back.
- The guy never calls back? That's fine. Schedule another in Brooklyn.
- They want you to sign a lease you're not comfortable with? It's okay. Brooklyn is huge. Try another one.
- Too expensive, huh? Let's give Harlem a shot.
- They picked someone else? Try a few more places in Brooklyn.
- Rejected, rejected. Get stood up once. Try Harlem some more.
- Rejected, rejected, rejected.
- Break down. Cry. Then get back on Craigslist.
- Give up and move to New Jersey instead.
But I don't feel as if I failed in any way. Actually, for how much shit New Yorkers give Jersey? I love it here. I love the house I'm staying in - it's an old (supposedly haunted) Victorian boarding house that has been converted to apartments. Sarah saw it and agrees it's perfect for me.
And as my boss said, "new year, new home!" It's a fitting time to move into such a lovely place. And it's actually really close to Manhattan - check out the view from the front porch:
A ten minute bus ride through the Lincoln Tunnel, and then I'm in the middle of Times Square. (I hate Times Square but it's a convenient transportation hub...) And, you know, I've always dreamed of someday living in a Victorian house. I just never expected it would happen at this point in my life.
Now, obviously, for privacy reasons I can't show you what the outside of the building looks like. Rest assured it is very cute. However I can give you a small home tour...






